Okay so here's how this works. If you haven't already figured it out, I'm not some huge corporation, so I'm going to dispense with those byzantine account registration procedures. We'll keep it simple.
Just follow the instructions, step by step, and fill in the blanks accordingly. I'll need some information about you so I know that your website isn't something that's harmful, or offensive in some way. Just some basic checks to make sure everything's fine.
Okay enough talk, let's do this!